did you pray for my soul?
made $50 for it.
sometimes I love my job.
gotta go back again later to get the church ready for tomorrow morn.
did you pray for my soul?
oops, I KNEW i forgot something... [img]wink.gif[/img]
nah, all I did was talk to a couple people, and swear a lot...
so what do you do?
*cough*janitor*cough*
or is it the Satanist church in the basement of a church?
Im betting the "church" is just a basement [img]wink.gif[/img]
janitorial is part of my job, yeah.
I also do a lot of maintenance stuff, esp with the boiler. painting, landscaping(which I suck at), help run the Sunday School every couple of weeks.
carry old broads to/from their cars...
great benefit/retirement package, and I get paid more than I did when I did contract work at Canada Post. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
I sued to do that back when I was religious, and I didn't get shit for it! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
With all the time you spend on here, it makes me wonder if you ever leave the house!
I think your bedpan needs changin' [img]wink.gif[/img]
well, technically, I only work 30 hrs/week, but it's pretty fluctuating. Fri/Sat are supposed to be off days for me, but I've had to go in for both this weekend...
lots of concerts in the next couple months.
weddings are great, as I don't have to do shit, and make $50 for being there for 1/2 an hour.
and it's salaried, so I don't get overtime, which can suck some major balls. I'll be putting in 30-40 extra hours over the next month, with no extra pay. kinda. I will get an extra week of opaid vacation for it. although my vacation will be spent touring with MUNG, so I'll still be working, sort of...
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">FUKKIN PRICELESS [img]wink.gif[/img]help run the Sunday School every couple of weeks.
carry old broads to/from their cars...
did I ell you guys aboot this one li'l girl?
this was back before I shaved the beard off.
she's kinda weird, but anyway...
she comes up to me and says "I have something to ask you, but it's really hard..."
I say "well, go ahead".
she says "are you Jesus?"
my jaw hit the fucking floor.
and for the record, I did say "no".
From "Everybody loves Raimond"
- Are you the Angel of DEATH ????
- Hummm.....nope...
- You need a breath mint
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